Mrs. Jarboe's Surprise

It's going to be amazing






and super creepy

The Lack of Hunter's Move Making Bugs Me

He has this really funny, really cool girl and he won't make a move. He has her wrapped around his finger.  It's just ridiculous.  Everyone's cheering him on and we really don't think she'd say no.  They've known each other forever and he's always had a crush on her.  I just can't understand why he won't make the move.  And this is definitely not why I think he should make a move, but she is attractive.  Very attractive.  He should absolutely go for it.  I repeat, go for it Hunter.  Plus, he's left handed.  He's got this.

Chi Chi Girl

That's the nickname of the girl that I'm talking to.  I didn't make it up, it was all Connor's doing.  To explain what the name means, you first have to know that "chi chis" is a Spanish slang term for "boobies."  I imagine that you've figured out why he likes to call her "Chi Chi Girl."  He's determined to tell her of her nickname, and I'm definitely saying no.  I don't want her to think that I'm talking to her because, well, you know.  I'm talking to her because she's a great girl.  Of course, if he tells her of the nickname, he's gonna suffer some consequences that involve mom jokes.  Mom jokes that are made directly to his mother.  Inappropriate ones.  This is your last warning, Connor.

Titanic II

Worst. Movie. Ever. I decided to watch it last night because I was so bored and because, well, it's comical how bad it was.  The special effects were some of the worst I've ever seen, especially for a recent movie.  Some of the actors were decent, but most were absolutely horrid.  Especially the scenes where people died.  And of course, at the end, the man gave the diving suit to the girl so that she would have the warmth to live (sound familiar?) but he would die.  That is so cliche.  In the end though, it was pretty funny how bad it was.  Not to sound cliche myself, but it was like a train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of.  My favorite part by far was the 843 mile per hour tsunami.  Actually, that was the slow one.  There was a second that was much faster.  That's just ridiculous.  That makes my favorite part how a glacier was in the tsunami and that's what hit the ship to sink it. 

Connor's My Protector

People shouldn't make fun of Connor for standing up in class.  When he's standing up, I feel like he's watching over the class and making sure that nothing happens.  I feel safe when he's up.  Plus, I just don't understand why people hate that he stands up.  And, Schwartz says some raunchy things.  Back to the topic, nothing can hurt me when Connor's watching over the class. 

Senioritis

It should be named "end-of-the-year-itis."  Ya, that sounds like an appropriate name.  I'm definitely feeling it right now.  The only thing I can concentrate on is getting out of school, both for the day and for the summer.  It's gonna be so amazing to not have to wake up early and go to school.  No offense, but school is generally horrible.  I feel like most of the stuff I'm learning is outdated already and I'm tired of people ruining the learning for everyone else.  But I'm most excited for prom.  I just wish I could have a cool car to drive like Justin does.  He already took a Cadillac and now has the choice of pretty much any GM car he wants for his second prom.  That is freaking awesome.  I'm just driving a 2010 Equinox, which is a nice car.  But not nice enough for me.

Fukushima and Chernobyl

I'm sorry people, but Fukushima is NOT as bad as Chernobyl.  Everybody bases their opinions solely on that INES rating of 7.  First of all, Fukushima has only released 10% of the radioactive isotopes into the air that Chernobyl did.  The only reason it got the same rating was because of the total amount released and the amount of time required to clean it up.  Almost all of the radiation released from Fukushima went straight into the ocean. Yes, that's really bad, but not nearly as bad as being released to the air.  Since it was released into a freaking enormous body of water, it will be diluted to background levels in a relatively short period of time, and the only location in the water where they would have to worry about would be very near the leak.  Before any of the two people reading this blog think I'm being insensitive to Japan, please don't.  What happened there is a series of some of the worst accidents we've seen to date.  The reactors play a huge role in that and are causing massive amounts of damage.  All I wanted to accomplish with this blog post is to tell all of the misinformed people that Fukushima != Chernobyl.