Chi Chi Girl

That's the nickname of the girl that I'm talking to.  I didn't make it up, it was all Connor's doing.  To explain what the name means, you first have to know that "chi chis" is a Spanish slang term for "boobies."  I imagine that you've figured out why he likes to call her "Chi Chi Girl."  He's determined to tell her of her nickname, and I'm definitely saying no.  I don't want her to think that I'm talking to her because, well, you know.  I'm talking to her because she's a great girl.  Of course, if he tells her of the nickname, he's gonna suffer some consequences that involve mom jokes.  Mom jokes that are made directly to his mother.  Inappropriate ones.  This is your last warning, Connor.