My Blogs Are Boring, Don't Bother Reading This

This is a fact that I freely admit.  Normally, I'd try to come back with something witty and make a good joke.  However, the only stories I have to tell are what I would like to call "Alex Stories."  This means that they are extremely pointless stories that have no punchline.  Now, if they were told by another individual, it could possibly be a funny story.  I also admit that I'm terrible at telling jokes and stories, but I never do so that I don't tell "Alex Stories."  By the way, I really hope you didn't read this entire thing.  If you did, I'm sorry.  Sincerely.