My Game With Lefty

The first one was dead even.  We alternated the scoring of points all the way up until 19 out of 21, which he scored two points in a row.  We definitely weren't the best, but much better than Justin.  That's for sure.  The second game that we played later was completely rigged.  He had been playing against the best player there, Connor Anderson, and was much more prepared since I had been playing Xbox for an hour.  All in all, I congratulate him on his victory but I'm ready for a rematch any day of the week.  Except for Wednesdays of course, those are my nap days.

No, No, No!!

1. Give someone the "murder eyes"
2. Blank stare, then walk off without another words
3. A slap across the face
4. Knock their books out of their hands
5. If the offending statement is on a piece of paper, casually throw it in the trash
6. "You go ahead.  Let me know how it works out for you." 
7. "Asking me to do this is like apples and oranges."  Casually walk away while their confusion sets in.
8. "I would rather (fill in blank with some horrible act like drown puppies) than (fill in with what they said)"
9. "Let's not and say we didn't."

A Quick Blog

First of all, I loved your dog story.  It just reminded me so much of my favorite dog ever, Rascal.  He was Noal McLimore's dog, and I'll always think that he was just the best dog ever.  There's no way any dog could change that.  He had arthritis and was enormous, which made him all the more lovable.  He was a beagle, which were already my favorite dog but he cemented that for life.

A Comment on Lefty's Post

It's the post about bad ideas.  So many of those are absolutely great ideas in my opinion.  Here's the post:

1. Pour gasoline on a bonfire.
2. Steal a police car
3. Eating Glass
4. Swimming in the lake at panther creek park/ or the Ohio river.
5. Lay in the middle of the street
6. Stick your head in a crocodiles mouth
7. Do drugs
8. Have red hair
9. Trying to beat a lefty at ping-pong ( not only a bad idea but impossible)
10. Eat mushrooms

First of all, pouring gasoline on a bonfire is very fun.  Of course, it could be dangerous.  But that's similar to saying that something is poisonous.  Everything is poisonous if taken in too large of an amount.  Similarly, everything is dangerous, but only if done in the wrong way.  Now for stealing a cop car.  That might be slightly dumb.  The same with eating glass.  That usually doesn't work out too well for people.  In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and tell you that eating glass is a horrible thing to do.  Swimming in those lakes is perfectly fine though.  Well, as long as you watch out for turtles.  We're just gonna skip down to drugs because honestly, how can you justify laying in the middle of the street or putting your head in a freaking crocodile's mouth?  Drugs however, is a very generic term.  Although crack, weed, speed, LSD, and many more are drugs, so are Tylenol and Advil.  So technically, doing drugs is perfectly fine.  It's only when you specify illegal drugs that it becomes not as good of an idea.  Having red hair.  Entirely unavoidable, yet it is a horrible idea.  Long story short, you're gonna be ridiculed for the rest of your life.  This is a message straight to Tyler: I WILL BEAT YOU AT PINGPONG, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.  Last, mushrooms come on pizza.  Be specific here, Tyler.

It's So Nice

To just get out early from school and not worry about extra homework.  I have so much makeup work to do for all of my classes that this could give me a little extra time to get that makeup work done.  Of course, that's not gonna happen.  Instead, since I now know that I'll have time to get the homework done, I'm going to go power slide my car in large, empty parking lots.  I absolutely love having my handbrake right beside my shifter so that I can shift into 1st, lock the back wheels and just slide in circles.  I never do this on dry roads or grass because it can honestly destroy quite a few parts on your car.  The only time I ever do this is in the snow where almost no damage can occur unless you run off the road.  Besides, I like my tires.  Not really, but I don't feel like blowing the rest of my savings for new tires.  I'd rather save and get some new rims along with the tires.

Being Sick Sucks

As you might know, I couldn't even come to school last week.  This is because I was in bed all day, err'day.  I had a sore throat, swollen tonsils, body aches, head aches, throwing up, and general discomfort.  I only take tylenol about once a year, yet I couldn't seem to get enough during that week.  It was probably one of the worst things I've ever had.  For the first time ever, I actually went to a doctor due to an illness.  He said it was a sinus infection, but obviously not because it has been going around most of my friends.  I had time to read all of the Alchemist, but only when I could concentrate.  Most of the time I was just staring off into space or burning through six seasons of Scrubs.  Scrubs, by the way, has become one of my favorite shows.  It ranks up there with Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, and Friends.  Plus, when you come back to school, you have multiple essays due from one class (don't worry, I'm not talking about English).  Being sick sucks.