A Comment on Lefty's Post

It's the post about bad ideas.  So many of those are absolutely great ideas in my opinion.  Here's the post:

1. Pour gasoline on a bonfire.
2. Steal a police car
3. Eating Glass
4. Swimming in the lake at panther creek park/ or the Ohio river.
5. Lay in the middle of the street
6. Stick your head in a crocodiles mouth
7. Do drugs
8. Have red hair
9. Trying to beat a lefty at ping-pong ( not only a bad idea but impossible)
10. Eat mushrooms

First of all, pouring gasoline on a bonfire is very fun.  Of course, it could be dangerous.  But that's similar to saying that something is poisonous.  Everything is poisonous if taken in too large of an amount.  Similarly, everything is dangerous, but only if done in the wrong way.  Now for stealing a cop car.  That might be slightly dumb.  The same with eating glass.  That usually doesn't work out too well for people.  In fact, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and tell you that eating glass is a horrible thing to do.  Swimming in those lakes is perfectly fine though.  Well, as long as you watch out for turtles.  We're just gonna skip down to drugs because honestly, how can you justify laying in the middle of the street or putting your head in a freaking crocodile's mouth?  Drugs however, is a very generic term.  Although crack, weed, speed, LSD, and many more are drugs, so are Tylenol and Advil.  So technically, doing drugs is perfectly fine.  It's only when you specify illegal drugs that it becomes not as good of an idea.  Having red hair.  Entirely unavoidable, yet it is a horrible idea.  Long story short, you're gonna be ridiculed for the rest of your life.  This is a message straight to Tyler: I WILL BEAT YOU AT PINGPONG, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.  Last, mushrooms come on pizza.  Be specific here, Tyler.