The Lack of Hunter's Move Making Bugs Me

He has this really funny, really cool girl and he won't make a move. He has her wrapped around his finger.  It's just ridiculous.  Everyone's cheering him on and we really don't think she'd say no.  They've known each other forever and he's always had a crush on her.  I just can't understand why he won't make the move.  And this is definitely not why I think he should make a move, but she is attractive.  Very attractive.  He should absolutely go for it.  I repeat, go for it Hunter.  Plus, he's left handed.  He's got this.

Chi Chi Girl

That's the nickname of the girl that I'm talking to.  I didn't make it up, it was all Connor's doing.  To explain what the name means, you first have to know that "chi chis" is a Spanish slang term for "boobies."  I imagine that you've figured out why he likes to call her "Chi Chi Girl."  He's determined to tell her of her nickname, and I'm definitely saying no.  I don't want her to think that I'm talking to her because, well, you know.  I'm talking to her because she's a great girl.  Of course, if he tells her of the nickname, he's gonna suffer some consequences that involve mom jokes.  Mom jokes that are made directly to his mother.  Inappropriate ones.  This is your last warning, Connor.